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    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review

    As I’ve said in previous blogs, I was not a horror movie fan growing up.

    It was not until 2022 that I finally watched all of the Freddy Krueger and Jason movies.

    As of November 26 of 2023, I can say that I finally saw The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

    I watched the 40th anniversary (the movie is now 50 years old as of this writing) DVD with 4 commentary tracks.

    Director/Producer/Co-Writer Tobe Hooper made this movie in 1973.

    It eventually spawned several sequels and remakes, but this is the original.

    I can definitely say it is a scary movie, but not a very bloody/gory movie like I thought it would be.

    It’s way more of a psychological horror movie.

    It’s about a group of people on a road trip that goes very wrong, in which (spoiler alert) most of them are killed by a cannibal named Leatherface, who uses a chainsaw to cut up their bodies and he and his two brothers eat them and their other victims.

    Most of this is not shown, again this is not a blood and guts movie by any means, but if you watch it, you get the point.

    Very effective story, and it still holds up.

    It’s always been heralded as one of the scariest movies (it was not shown in UK theaters for 28 years because it was deemed unacceptable viewing to the general public) , and even though it’s not very bloody, I’ll agree it’s definitely scary.

    And even though it was a very low budget movie, it was well done, and again, still holds up 50 years later.

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    My Ranking of the Friday the 13th Movie Franchise

    Here is my ranking of the Friday the 13th Movie Franchise: 

    1. Friday the 13th-The first one.  The template, although the main antagonist, Jason Voorhees, is not the killer in this one.  Spoiler alert:  his Mom is.  Either way, awesome start to what has been I think an overall very good movie franchise.
    2. Friday the 13th Part 2-Great follow-up to the original.  I like it almost as much.
    3. Friday the 13th The Final Chapter-The 4th and what was originally supposed to be the final Friday movie.  It turned out not to be, but nevertheless, I really like this one.
    4. Freddy vs. Jason-This is really more of it’s own thing, but since Jason is a big part of it, this has to be here.  I love this movie.  A lot of fun.  Having Jason and Freddy Krueger battle each other is so great.  Pure popcorn movie.
    5. Jason X-Jason movie #10.  Many may think this is a silly one (Jason killing people in space.) but I think it’s fun and it’s really more of a science fiction movie because as I said, it’s in space.  But I really like it.  No apologies.  And I told Kane Hodder (Jason in Parts 7-10) that when I met him in 2022.
    6. Friday the 13th Part VI:  Jason Lives-The 6th one.  I think this one is over the top but a fun horror movie.
    7. Friday the 13th Part VII:  The New Blood-Kane Hodder’s (perhaps the most famous Jason because he played him 4 times and has always been a flag waver for this character and the franchise) debut as Jason.  Very good story.  Great action and kills.  I like this one.
    8. Friday the 13th Part V:  A New Beginning-Apparently this is not a popular one, although I think it’s now a cult favorite.  Jason is not really in this one (Spoiler:  Someone else is imitating him.).  However, it works for me.   I really enjoyed it.
    9. Friday the 13th Part 3 3-D-The 3rd movie and yes it was shot in 3-D and shown in theaters in 3-D.  This was actually the first one where Jason wears the now famous hockey mask.  Great kills in this one.
    10. Friday the 13th Part VIII:  Jason Takes Manhattan-This should really be called Jason Takes a Ship because Manhattan is not featured until way later in the movie.  However, it’s still fun, I think.  
    11. Friday the 13th (2009)-This is considered a remake but I think overall, it’s just another Jason movie.  I really like this one.  Definitely some differences in the character and his backstory, but still, it’s a Jason movie.  I think it was well done.
    12. Jason Goes To Hell-This is my least favorite by far.  The story is an interesting idea, but overall, it doesn’t work for me.

    OK there is my ranking of the Friday the 13th/Jason movies.  As of this writing, there is supposed to be a prequel series coming, so if that happens, I look forward to seeing that.

    How would you rank these?  Thoughts?

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    My Ranking of the A Nightmare on Elm Street Movie Franchise

    I was super late to the A Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

    I was aware of them since I was a little kid and knew who Freddy Krueger and Robert Englund was, but I was not a horror fan growing up.

    But in more recent times, I have become a fan and I started watching these movies in 2022.

    Yeah I’m a late bloomer on these movies.

    But I love them now.

    This franchise is very good.  It’s hard to rank these because I enjoy all of them (even the remake of the original).

    However, I’m going to rank them on this post.

    Here it goes:

    1. A Nightmare on Elm Street-The original.  The best.  The template.  I loved it on first watch.  All the characters and actors are great.  Great story.  It has everything it needs to be great.  When I first saw this, I thought wow this is going to be hard to top.  Again, I like all of these, but this is number one period.
    2. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2:  Freddy’s Revenge-A lot of people seem to hate this movie but I love it.  Again like the first one, I love all the actors and characters.  Great story.  I don’t see what’s wrong with it.
    3. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:  The Dream Master-I like 3 but this one for me is better, in my opinion.  I know I’m repeating myself, but I love the cast and characters.  Everyone was cast well and the story is great.  I love all of Freddy’s kills in all of these movies.  I know he’s an evil character, but you forget that because he’s always cracking jokes and has a super over the top way of killing someone.  These movies I always thought were scary, but I think they’re a lot of fun to watch now.
    4. Wes Craven’s A New Nightmare-This is the 7th Nightmare on Elm Street movie and I think one of the best.  Creator Wes Craven returns to write and direct this one and it is so well done.  It’s really more like a Twilight Zone or Tales From The Crypt type of episode, but it’s a Freddy Krueger movie.  Excellent story.
    5. Freddy vs. Jason-This is really more of a separate movie, but since Freddy is a big part of it, it still deserves to be on this list.  This is a ton of fun.  It’s a pure popcorn movie.  I love it.
    6. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5:  The Dream Child-Very good sequel to the 4th movie.  Again, apparently this is not one of the popular ones, but I enjoy it.
    7. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3:  The Dream Warriors-One of the big fan favorites, and I like it for sure, but I just like the ones listed above more.
    8. Freddy’s Dead:  The Final Nightmare-This is the next to last one ranked but it’s not because I hate it.  I really like it actually.  But again, I just like the others more.
    9. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)-The remake of the original.  I avoided this one for quite awhile because Robert Englund does not play Freddy in it, but once I gave it a chance, I thought it was pretty good, and a little bit different than the original, which I appreciate.  I hate remakes, but if they’re done a bit differently, I can respect them.  So I actually do like this one.  Everyone did a good job with it.

    Well that’s my ranking of this great movie franchise.  I truly do like them all very much, so even the ones ranked lowest I don’t hate by any means.  This is a great franchise and I’m so glad I finally gave these movies a chance.

    How would you rank these?  Thoughts?

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    My Ranking of the Halloween Movie Franchise

    I was late to the horror genre.  I always stayed away from it, but in the last 20 years and even more so in the last few years, I’ve become more a fan of it and am still discovering horror movies.

    Having said that, Halloween is definitely my favorite horror movie franchise.

    There is just something about it that really grabbed me.

    And I’ve been showing my girlfriend Mariah all of the Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Friday the 13th movies (yes she’s been patient watching these) and we discussed ranking them so I decided to do just that on this site.

    Of course, these are only opinions and it’s OK to agree or disagree.

    I really like most of them, I’ll admit, but there are few that I’m not wild about.

    So, here is my ranking of the Halloween movies:

    1.  Halloween (1978)-This is the first movie of what became a franchise.  It will always be the template.  Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, all the cast are great.  The killer, Michael Myers, is human, but yet, he’s unstoppable, and he gets more unstoppable as these movies go on.  Directed, co-written (along with Debra Hill), and scored by John Carpenter.  It’s just a straight up thriller with a simple but solid story.  For such a low budget movie, it was still ambitious with great camera work and editing.  Even the mask of Michael Myers is a William Shatner mask, which I love.  I will say after having revisited these movies, the mask kept getting changed and it should not have been.  I’m fine with them, but the first one, and a few of the way later ones are the only ones that truly got it right.  Anyway, back to this movie.  To be a horror movie, there’s almost no blood at all in this.  No gore.  And it works!!!!  And it stands alone.  You really don’t need to see any of the others because it’s it’s own story.  However, if you like this, I recommend watching the others.  Great movie and no other Halloween movie will top this.
    2. Halloween 4:  The Return of Michael Myers-This is my 2nd favorite.  After a solid sequel and a movie that had NOTHING to do with the franchise, other than it’s on Halloween night (I do like it though), the franchise hit the reset button with this movie.  Like the first, I think the story is solid and the actors are good.  Donald Pleasence returned after being absent in the 3rd movie.  And if you’re a fan of Halloween as a franchise and of the killer, Michael Myers, then I think you should like this one.  If not, fair enough.
    3. Halloween:  The Curse of Michael Myers-This is the 6th Halloween movie.  It was also Donald Pleasence’ last movie.  There are two versions of this movie.  The theatrical cut, which most people probably know if you’ve seen these, but there is also “The Producer’s Cut”, which was heavily bootlegged for years, but eventually, was released.  Personally, I really like The Producer’s Cut more than the theatrical one.  The story is mostly the same, however, there are big differences, especially the endings of both.  I think The Producer’s Cut flows better, and there is more of Donald, which is always welcome.
    4. Halloween 3:  Season of the Witch-The 3rd movie of the franchise, HOWEVER, it has nothing to do with the first two or any of the later ones.  It really is it’s own story.  The only mistake I see with this movie is the title.  It should’ve just been called Season of the Witch and maybe it would’ve been more successful.  But at this point, you had two hit movies featuring the killer Michael Myers, Donald Pleasence as Dr. Loomis, and Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode, and none of them are in this.  It has nothing to do with those movies.  That doesn’t bother me, but it bothered a lot of people.  I’ve seen trailers of this movie and this is very clear, but somehow, the audience did not get that message and went into theaters with expectations and got none of them.  Having said that, I think it’s a great, scary movie.  Everyone did a great job in front of and behind the camera.  I was hooked immediately.  I think it’s one of the scariest.  Luckily, this movie has become a cult hit with a lot of people, but many will always hate it because it has nothing to do with Michael Myers.  Fair enough, but I think if you watch it as a stand alone horror movie, then I think you would like it.
    5. Halloween 2 (1980)-This is the 2nd Halloween movie, if you hadn’t guessed.  It picks up right where the 1st one left off, continuing the story of Michael Myers, Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) and Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis).  I’m actually ranking this one higher than I initially intended because it was never one of my favorites, but in more recent times, I’ve given it a little more attention and I think it is a very good sequel, but not as good as the first one.  Jamie Lee is in it a lot less, which I don’t like, but all the kills that Michael does in this are very good.  His mask looks very wicked in this one. This one is definitely more explicit in it’s violence.  And the storyline definitely changes and I don’t mind it.  It’s not my favorite and I don’t love it like many do, but it is a very good sequel and could have been the end.  It was intended to be the end.  Hence why Halloween 3 is so different.  But the reset button was pushed for 4 and beyond.
    6. Halloween 5:  The Revenge of Michael Myers-Many people seem to dislike this one, but I still think it’s good and a good follow-up to Halloween 4.  Some of the actors from 4 return in this one and it picks up where 4 left off.  Donald Pleasence’ character Dr. Loomis is wayyy more aggressive in this one, but I think it works because he’s always been obsessed with tracking down Michael and either wanting to kill him or putting him back into the asylum.  So I’m fine with it.  I like it and I’m not apologizing for it.
    7. Halloween H2O:  Twenty Years Later-This movie is set 20 years after the first one (and it was released 20 years later in 1998).  Jamie Lee Curtis is back as Laurie Strode for the first time since Halloween 2 and this movie ignores every movie past 2, in terms of storyline.  I really like this one.  And I especially love the ending.
    8. Halloween (2018)-This movie ignores every Halloween movie past the first one, again Jamie Lee Curtis returning as Laurie Strode for the first time since Halloween:  Resurrection.  This was a great return to the franchise after Rob Zombie’s interpretations of the characters from the original first two movies.  It’s simple, straight forward, definitely bloodier than the original, but a very good story and seeing Jamie Lee back is great.
    9. Halloween Kills-The perfect sequel to the 2018 Halloween.  Continues that storyline but goes further with it.  Anthony Michael Hall is awesome in this.  I really like this one a lot.  I could rank this one higher, but I give some of the others seniority.  But ask me some other time and I’ll probably rank this one higher.  I did rank it higher recently, but for this post, this is my ranking of it.  But it is great and I thoroughly enjoyed this one.  These first two movies of this latest trilogy I think are great.  The last one not so much, but I’ll save it for last because that’s where it belongs.
    10. Halloween (2007)-This is Director/Writer Rob Zombie’s interpretation of John Carpenter’s original classic.  Rob added a lot more to the story, but also told the original story as well.  He did a great job, I think.  I really like this one.  
    11. Halloween 2 (2009)-The sequel to Rob Zombie’s first Halloween movie.  Great follow-up, although I definitely prefer the Unrated Director’s Cut, particularly with it’s ending.  Initially, I didn’t like this one, but after seeing Halloween Ends, I thought it can’t be that bad, and I was right.  It’s actually very good.  The originals are the best, as they usually are (I HATE remakes) but if you do something different with it, which Rob did, then I appreciate that.  I’m glad Rob did these.
    12. Halloween:  Resurrection-This is the follow-up to Halloween H2O:  Twenty Years Later.  Actually let me rephrase that:  the first 10 minutes is a follow-up.  The rest of the movie is something else.  Jamie Lee Curtis returns for the beginning and (spoiler alert) her character is killed by Michael Myers.  Then the movie is basically about a bunch of students doing an internet reality show inside Michael Myers’ home and he just happens to be there.  It’s silly, but it’s fun, so I still enjoy it.  It’s definitely the most laughable of the franchise, but it’s still fun so I dig it.
    13. Halloween Ends-The final movie of this new trilogy.  True story:  I was so excited to see this, after enjoying the other two so much.  I’m not kidding when I say this, but after about 10-15 minutes, I was browsing the internet and the movie was just on in the background until I saw something that grabbed me.  That’s not good.  I initially thought why would you write a story about this new character in the last of 3 stories and make this character the star?!  Why not establish this character in the 1st story and build them?!  Having said that, I gave it a few more watches, and I’m starting to understand it more.  I’m going to give my girlfriend Mariah all the credit for that, though, because she got this story from the get go.  We talked about it, and she helped me understand it more.  Usually, I can interpret a movie well, but this one took a little time.  After initially hating the script, I now think it’s a pretty smart, creative idea.  All of the actors are great and the kills are well done.  Jamie Lee Curtis is great as always. and if this is her final Halloween movie, then she did great.  Still, I wanted more Michael Myers.  Oh well.  This may be the most creative one of all, story wise, but it’s still my least favorite. 

    OK that is my ranking of my favorite horror franchise.  I could say so much more about them, but I’ll leave it at that.

    I hope the future Halloween movies are good and I look forward to seeing them too.

    How would you rank these?  Thoughts?

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    My Review of The Expendables 4 Movie

    I went Thursday night of 9/21/23 to see The Expendables 4.

    This is one of my favorite movie franchises.

    I’ve loved each movie since they were released (2010, 2012, and 2014 respectively).

    These are really good, retro style action movies that harken back to the 80s and 90s action movies, which I grew up on.

    So much so that many of the stars of these movies were in those movies back then too.

    Except now, they’re all together in one franchise, which I love.

    Again, this is the 4th one.

    Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham have always been the main stars of these movies, although in this movie, Stallone definitely takes a back seat so Statham can be the main star.

    I will say this is my least favorite of the 4 movies, mainly because Stallone is not in it as much, but that’s not a slight on Statham or anyone.

    It’s still very action packed, has some good humor in it (Dolph Lundgren and Randy Couture, who are the other two stars that have been in every movie have some fun and funny moments and of course kick butt moments), but this is definitely a Statham movie, which is fine.

    Martial Arts superstar Tony Jaa has some great action moments in this movie. 

    The main villain, Iko Uwais, is very good.

    There are some new members of the team in this movie, including Megan Fox, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, and Levy Tran.

    Many people have been wondering why Megan Fox is in this, but she was good in it.  

    I really like 50 Cent as an actor (he worked with Stallone on his Escape Plan trilogy).

    Levy Tran is a newcomer, but she kicks butt too.

    Andy Garcia, who I’ve always liked, is in this.

    Jacob Scipio plays the son of Antonio Banderas’ character from the 3rd movie (Antonio was approached but scheduling did not work out.).

    So even though it does not have all the superstars that are in the other ones, it still works for me.

    Having “new blood” as it were was tried in the 3rd movie, but it was with mixed results (I liked them but some of the main stars had to take a back seat for them in the story, which I did not like).

    But I’m ok with the newer people.

    You can’t get everyone, and besides, a TON of stars have been in these movies.

    There is still enough good foundation for this to be an Expendables movie.

    Although it did have a big budget, it still looks a little more down and dirty and grittier.

    It often feels more like just a stand alone action movie, and not part of an action movie franchise, but I think that’s cool too.

    Again, it’s my least favorite of the 4, but I still enjoyed it.  I left the theater satisfied and happy.

    So, I did not give much away here (avoiding giving spoilers), but I will say that if you are a fan of this franchise or just of old school action movies in general, then this movie is for you.

    If not, then you won’t like it.

    Is it the best one? No.

    But it is a good one and I still hope for more of them because I still think there is more that can be done.

    I love this franchise.  Bring on The Expendables 5.

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    My Review of “Metallica M72 World Tour Live in Cinemas” Night 2

    I went to a repeat of Night 2 of Metallica’s M72 World Tour Live in Cinemas concert film on Monday, August 21, of 2023.

    I missed the actual live broadcast the previous night because I was at another concert.  That’s me.

    Anyway, this was really cool because I ended up having the theater room all to myself.  Everyone else must have gone to the live broadcast the previous night.

    I’ve been a Metallica fan for 25 years and I always will be.

    I’ve supported them through all their albums and tours and have defended them when they have taken a few twists and turns, musically.

    But for the past 20 years, they have really been on a roll, still putting out great albums.  Some of their best, in my opinion.

    But whatever you think of their albums, they always deliver in concert.

    This tour they are on they are playing in stadiums only, two nights at that stadium, are playing two completely different set lists, and are having different opening bands each night.

    So, if you’re a fan, they are really giving you bang for your buck.

    Anyway, this was awesome.  Love all the songs.  Couldn’t ask for anything more.

    Set List:

    1. Whiplash
    2. For Whom The Bell Tolls
    3. Ride The Lightning
    4. Dirty Window
    5. 72 Seasons
    6. If Darkness Had a Son
    7. Fade To Black
    8. You Must Burn!
    9. The Call of Ktulu
    10. No Leaf Clover
    11. Wherever I May Roam
    12. Moth Into Flame
    13. Battery
    14. Whiskey In The Jar
    15. One 
    16. Enter Sandman

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    My Review of “Metallica M72 World Tour Live in Cinemas” Night 1

    I went to my local theater in Ashland, Kentucky to see Night 1 of a live Metallica concert film.

    It really was live, shown in at least 2,500 theaters throughout the U.S.

    This was night 1 of 2 concerts they are doing in Dallas, TX on August 18 and August 20 of 2023 (one repeat of each show is being shown in the same theaters the following night after each one).

    The show started at 9 PM CT (10 PM ET where I was) and of course if you’re a Metallica fan, you know they are phenomenal live.

    Well, they still are phenomenal live.

    They give you everything they have and never disappoint.

    It was great seeing and hearing them on the big screen and multiple speakers.

    My only complaint is that I should have arrived at the theater shortly before 10 PM instead of 9:15 PM because I had to sit through 45 minutes of crowd shots, audio of various artists covering Metallica, and people in the live crowd doing the wave (which I hate and have never understood).  Also, music was playing over people talking in promo ads, which eventually was fixed.  And, sometimes the audio was distorted.

    Aside from that, it was great.

    I’ll be at the second night, but I’ll be at the repeat one since I’ll be seeing Jethro Tull for real in concert Sunday night of August 20.  This I find kind of funny and ironic because Jethro Tull unfortunately beat out Metallica for a Metal Grammy in the late 80s.  I say unfortunate because Jethro Tull are NOT a Metal band.  But they are a good rock band though.

    Either way, kind of funny.

    Set List:

    1. Creeping Death
    2. Harvester of Sorrow
    3. Leper Messiah
    4. King Nothing
    5. Lux Aeterna
    6. Too Far Gone?
    7. Kirk and Robert Jam/Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
    8. Shadows Follow
    9. Orion
    10. Kirk Doodle/Nothing Else Matters
    11. Sad But True
    12. The Day That Never Comes
    13. Hardwired
    14. Fuel
    15. Seek And Destroy
    16. Master of Puppets

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